A: Its hot eyes glare and weep.
B: I've been hearing all about you.
A: Let's see
B: I have my psychotic sources. But mostly I just ruffle their plumage.
A: I'm not into duckjobs. Psychotic sources are never wrong. They are the sunspots of the internet.
B: I perform swimmingly in most Afterlifes. I'm user-friendly and compatible with most museums and nervous breakdowns, and I'm especially good with nervous breakdowns that take place in museums. I film them.
A: In case, you haven't noticed I can support myself just fine with scrimshaw, whaling expeditions and glacier mapping. My glacier mapping is well regarded and seen by many as the best in the field. I don't particularly like glaciers. But anything that comes this automatically is not to be spurned.
A: Also, I get to enjoy narwhals. The trick to draw them close to your ship is to have a virgin on board. They're like those unicorns.
B: Duh. I wrote the book on narwhals. Don't condescend. Do you use live virgins as bait or do you buy those pre-packaged dead ones?
A: Now who's being condescending?
B: Sorry.
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